What is this thing? It was in the Easter candy section of CVS Pharmacy. It must be something Easter-y, but what? The Blue Easter Earless Bunny Blob? The Easter Biomorphic Ooze? The Easter Cushy Iceberg? The Easter Crazed Evil Eyed Godzilla?
Here's a closer view. The Easter Marshmallow Laura Palmer?
I bit the darn thing. It tasted kinda, sorta reminiscent of blueberry flavoring with extra chewy undertones.
Can you tell what it is? Whatever it is, Happy Blue Bunny Biomorphic Oozy Iceberg Godzilla Day. May it be filled with extra chewiness.
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You are not alone. I received one in my easter basket from my mother in law via CVS. I am afraid to eat it as I think it is a tool of some dark gods of old.
ReplyDeleteYou are wise, my child. So wise.
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